maybe she had the flu

• Guy: I got fired the other day. Some woman ordered the pork so I take it to the table and say, "Here's your swine, ma'am." And she complained to the manager. But that what swine means. It's a pig. I looked it up!

@ Spring St. and 14th
Overheard by: Ralph... as in "puke"
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